Earlier last week Patanjali MD, Shri Acharya Balkrishna, announced the upcoming launch of “Indianised Swadeshi jeans” since tight skinny jeans are against our rich Indian culture. These Sanskaari Jeans will be quite loose fitting so that these easily comply with our Indian cultural norms. Now since Patanjali is working hard to fix the “Un-Sanskaari” things from Indian Youth’s Life, we decided why stop here. Hence we are providing 7 Sanskaari Things You Need in Your Life to replace Un-Sanskaari Things.
#1. Sanskaari Bra Straps Made of Salwar Nada
A single glance of this unsightly accessory send “Sanskaar” level of our Aunties & Uncles into a Tizz. So girls keep Your Sanskaar Level High with Sanskaari Bra Straps Made of Salwar Nada & keep everyone Happy 😀
#2. Sanskaari Crop Top with attached Saree
Say Bye to “Paschimi Sabhyatta” with Sanskaari Crop Top with attached Saree. Girls now freely roam around with your fashionable Crop Tops that comes with attached ‘Sanskaar ki Moorat’ Saree.
#3. Sanskaari Beer with Goumutra
Now go higher levels of Sanskaar with Exclusive Sanskaari Beer with G0umutra. This Ultra-Swadeshi Beer is made of Pavitra Gau Maa ka G0umutra along with 16 types of Shudh Jadi-Booti. You will surely feel HIGH *on Adhyatam* with Shudh Desi Beer 😀
#4. Sanskaari i-Pill aka Swadeshi Tic-Tacs
Here’s Sanskaari i-Pill aka Swadeshi Tic-Tacs because there is Nothing like “Pre-Marital Sex” and hence no need of i-Pills 😀 Have Swadeshi Tic-Tacs & freshen up your thoughts & stay away from DIRTY thoughts of “Pre-Marital Sex”.
#5. Sanskaari Chowmein
Here we offer Sanskaari Chowmein that are made with Ganga-Jal 😀 Instead of Videshi spices, it will be made Jadi-Bootian and Indian Herbs like Sounf, Ilaichi, Mulathi, Tulsi and many more.
So let us know if any more Un-sanskari product you wish too replace with SANSKARI product 😀